So, my first day of being unemployed went pretty well. Breakfast and a few beers in Wetherspoons at 9am followed by a few hours in Paddy Power. Lost quite a bit of cash but after seeing a TV ad during Jeremy Kyle for short term loans, managed to get it all back in my bank account in just 5 minutes at just 1,734% APR. Also made enquiries re a no win no fee claim, bought a stairlift, put down a deposit for double glazing then lost all the money from the loan people on foxybingo.com. Tomorrow I think I'll sell all my sovereigns at cash for gold....might have enough for that 50 inch plasma down at Cash Converters.
It's all go, let me tell you!
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